draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/in love with you

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD

antelopings:

thankyoucorndog:

me right this second

r u kidding this is me always

snowden-is-dead:

whitecourtkellyrhea:

Our local animal rehab center just posted pics of this owl who got rescued

And I really can’t with him

oh my god

What even

They tried to make me go to rehab

I said no, no, no

I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or maybe a lamp.

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??

fictionmist:

Girl Meets World (officially picked up by Disney, btw) promo pictures

CORY BECAME A TEACHER, JUST LIKE MR FEENY

No, I’m not crying, theres just a… yeah, I’m crying.

Stages of friendship.

Stage 1: writing like a formal essay. All grammar mistakes must be eliminated.
Stage 2: capitalization can occasionally be forgotten, mistakes can pass without self-drama.
Stage 3: when texting will sometimes use texting lingo like lol and smileys.
Stage 4: type so fast you don't notice mistakes.
Stage 5: all caps or no caps, what is English, only your partner can understand the secret code.

jaimepreciadorable:

[AGGRESSIVELY TRIES TO SING LEAD VOCALS AND BACK UP VOCALS AT THE SAME TIME]